showersac

An insult - the reversed, in terms of french/english words, version of douchebag

Shut up you showersac!

by dannytee92 May 2, 2010

Showers That Are British

Another way of saying 'rain' since, in Britain, people sometimes refer to rain as showers. It is also called this because it rains a lot in Britain

Louis: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
Fans: why are the showers British

by yourneighborhoodmashtongirl November 17, 2020

Showermasturbating

Masturbating in the shower.

April was showermasturbating all last night.

by lollersk8zz May 11, 2010

scandinavian showercap

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

Showerstorming

To brainstorm in the shower.

Sometimes when I get writers block I like to do a little showerstorming.

by Jads85 April 21, 2010

Showerbate

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showertard

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008