shower wank 

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.

This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!

shower wank by eda-skip May 2, 2022

shit shave shower and wank 

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

shit shave shower and wank by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

shower wanker by wanking December 13, 2016