shower tan 

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

shower tan by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

Showertard 

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

showerman 

A showerman is someone that is "big" in what he is doing, big on road or in music (as MC for example).

Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.

"It's showerman time", is when the big man dem is doing their thing in the shower-hour.

showerman by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006

showerbang 

When two humans engage in sexual intercourse in the shower. The female usually against the shower door/wall leaving prints.

Sally was ready to showerbang bob

showerbang by Live for fun January 28, 2006

showermangoolie 

when something is so good, no other words can't discribe it

that T-Shirt is showermangoolie blud!!!!

showermangoolie by krunchie dj August 27, 2007

showerland

taking a shower while you're under the influence of marijuana

After I smoke this bowl, I'm goin to showerland.

showerland by jeremy___fisher September 7, 2010

Showerman 

showerman a person that likes to think they are something big when they are not.

look at that showerman walkin around buffing out his chest

Showerman by daz* April 6, 2007