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Shower Re-run 

The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.
"Hey man what took you so long??"

"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."
Shower Re-run by ilikeponiessss January 2, 2009

showerpunt 

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.
showerpunt by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

Showergun 

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.
Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.
Showergun by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway 

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?