shower run 

When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.

This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.

shower run by Mr. John Chu February 17, 2017

Shower Re-run 

The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.

"Hey man what took you so long??"

"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."

Shower Re-run by ilikeponiessss January 2, 2009

showerpunt 

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

showerpunt by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

Showergun 

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.

Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.

Showergun by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway 

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013