Showergun 

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.

Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.

Showergun by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Ez Showerin' by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

Showergument 

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014

showerglarphobia 

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.

"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."

showerglarphobia by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010

showerburn 

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.

Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.

showerburn by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010

showerman 

A showerman is someone that is "big" in what he is doing, big on road or in music (as MC for example).

Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.

"It's showerman time", is when the big man dem is doing their thing in the shower-hour.

showerman by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006