the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.
Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.
by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011
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When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.
My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!
by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018
Get the Ez Showerin' mug.When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.
by billgatesog March 7, 2014
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This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"
"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."
"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."
"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."
"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."
"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010
Get the showerglarphobia mug.Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.
by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010
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Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.
Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.
by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006
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