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showed em

boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour

girl: aw you just showed em
by yung greezy June 20, 2010
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shower head emoji

that he wants to take showers with you
a boy who gives/comments/texts you a shower emoji means that he wants to take showers with you. shower head emojis means he wants you and wants to take a shower with you
by wowowowowowilyt March 29, 2015
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emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
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Emo Shower

1. To bathe in one's own tears
2. The result of excessive makeup streaking in the eye area
The concert made Poser Rick feel so dirty that he just had to sit in a corner by himself and take a nice, heartfelt Emo Shower.
by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007
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emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.
"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."
by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009
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