showed em 

stating the obvious, saying something unfunny or lame

boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour

girl: aw you just showed em

showed em by yung greezy June 20, 2010

shower head emoji 

that he wants to take showers with you

a boy who gives/comments/texts you a shower emoji means that he wants to take showers with you. shower head emojis means he wants you and wants to take a shower with you

shower head emoji by wowowowowowilyt March 29, 2015

emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.

That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!

emerald shower by Bunjamin November 17, 2013

Emo Shower 

1. To bathe in one's own tears
2. The result of excessive makeup streaking in the eye area

The concert made Poser Rick feel so dirty that he just had to sit in a corner by himself and take a nice, heartfelt Emo Shower.

Emo Shower by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

emergency shower 

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

emergency shower by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009