showadodle

a man/women who does a reach-around with a spider monkey while bare riding a giraffe that it mentally retarded, and is vandalizing a rhino’s sphincter. In the middle of the Bahamas while scuba diving

while at the fair i did a "showadodle"

by pollygoo/ Fwinks December 10, 2008

shwaddle

A stalking motion characterized by a combination of waddling and shuffling. Commonly used to describe the peculiar gait of androgynous Asian men.

Mick shwaddled toward Rebecca from across the room.

by Mick Hz February 21, 2013

shwaddle

Its the way a person walks. A combination of shuffling and waddling.

She has a very squat body type. This causes her to shwaddle as she walks. waddle shuffle

by doccointhe6ix May 13, 2018