Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.
A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.
A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.
Jason: Damn, did you see that? That guy in the showers--his dick was huge!
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.
by Jackson 5 August 31, 2006
A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
Dude: "Its big right?"
Bitch: "Oh my god yeah it is!"
-After an arousing moment
Bitch: "It only grew an inch"
Dude: "Yeah I know im what we call, a show-er"
Bitch: "Oh my god yeah it is!"
-After an arousing moment
Bitch: "It only grew an inch"
Dude: "Yeah I know im what we call, a show-er"
by J Man #1 November 22, 2009
A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
by Romeo8x June 19, 2020
In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".
And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"
by Tom.Collins.NYC January 09, 2014