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a group of friends that are used as to show that you have friends. these friends believe that they are your best friends and that they know every thing about. when in actuality they know almost nothing about you. in most instances you do not have fun just hanging out with these friends because of the boring and pointless conversations they have. most who do have show friends have a small group of real friends that the show friends do not know about.

yea i ditched the show friends to come hang out with you guys, they were getting annoying.

show friends by wing night crew October 24, 2010

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Show your friends your dick day

Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic

Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆

Show your friends your dick day by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

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friends tv show

The best fucking tv show of the 90's-early 2k. Characters include: Monica Geller/Bing, Chandler Bing, Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffey/Hannigan, and Joey Tribbiani. Follows six friends through all the troubled times you have in your 20s. Monica is an clean freak. Chandler is the funny and sarcastic one. Rachel is the fashionista/slut. Ross is a paleontologist and very caring. Phoebe is the weird one. Joey is the player who sleeps with everyone but does have feelings (just not for his sexual partners). BASICALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!

Did you watch the friends tv show?
No, I was watching OUAT. Why?
How dare you!
WE WERE ON A BREAK!

friends tv show by pumpkinhenryjollyrancherbutts June 18, 2015

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Friends TV show

Living Single's rip-off plus overrating and extra cringe

Friends TV show is fucking white

Friends TV show by 6EDP9 September 4, 2021

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free show friendship

When two guys plan out an instance in which one hides in the closet while the other has sex with a woman. Likely to be, but not limited to, with a girl who is a slut and/or of low value. Many times, high levels of intoxication will be involved. Truly an act of great friendship.

Person 1: Did you hear? Jack and Matt planned a free show friendship at Meg's party.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.

free show friendship by MLynchum March 15, 2011

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Reality show friendship

A fake friendship.

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

Reality show friendship by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

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National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

National show your friend your dick by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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