to be sad and hot. No matter how sad the person is, if they turn you on- it is SOTNESS
by Well I am not june February 12, 2009
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An offensive term for one who drinks habitually, (drunkard).
That sot's passed out at nine for the fourth night in a row.
by gus December 27, 2005
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The stage of alcohol intoxication immediately after tipsy and prior to soused.
That guy is sotted, well on his way to getting stinking drunk.
by Heptite February 7, 2009
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Something other than science.

Used for those crappy subjects that no one wants to study and that are better left unnamed.
A: Hey, wanna see a movie tonight?
B: Sorry, I wish I could. I gotta study for my 2 SOTS midterms tomorrow.
A: Oh damn, thank gauss I don't have any SOTS classes this term.
by SSPwestmont2010 January 18, 2011
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An acronym for "Shit On The Stairs".

1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriation culminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate

2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain
Kev: You're not going to fucking believe this. I was completely annihilated last night and shit on my stairs. I thought it was the toilet! I think I was sleepwalking.

Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy.

Kev: The worst part - Ann had to clean it up!
by Cebbin December 27, 2013
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stats is killing me. man, i'm so SOTS!

mr. mchenry heard me cuss in class, so now i've resorted to just saying sots.
by kelseyelizabethh September 22, 2011
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In the use of true sots, sot can have any meaning. A sot is basically a true legend in life, the abbreviation of sot will never be revealed, even if you think your a sot you couldn't handle it.

sot, sotty sottingham.

sot!
sot? sot! sotty sot? yes sott!!! absolute sot
by bonger112233 October 11, 2011
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