sotness 

to be sad and hot. No matter how sad the person is, if they turn you on- it is SOTNESS

Cute Girl loser face is sooo SOTNESS

sotness by Well I am not june February 12, 2009

Souness

A term used in place of Superb to describe an item or situation of surpassing excellence.

"Oh man, those chicken wings were Souness!!"

OR

Jonnie: "Hey, why don't you come up for dinner on Friday, we can get a curry?.."

Alan: "SOUNESS!! I'll see you then"

Souness by dawnaday May 18, 2011

Stoness

A female stoner who can take mad hits as well as and/or sometimes even better than a stonER. Also be able to get higher, faster! ;) It makes sense, actOR, actrESS!

Guy: *Takes a weak ass bong hit and starts coughing a lot for what feels like an eternity*
Girl: Bitch, you're hacking a lung over THAT?! I'll show you what a REAL hit is! *Takes a nice, long 30 second hit, holds it in for a good 15 seconds, and blows the smoke is the Wiz Khalifa wannabe's face*
Guy: Damn, girl. You should win some sort of award for that.
Girl: Already have, I am proud to say that I have EARNED the title Stoness
Guy: *Bows down to her pot smoking royalty*

Stoness by carlysims June 2, 2014

Somness 

Play on the name 'Soma' and the word 'highness.' Generally, people with the name Soma seem to be pretty royal.

- Ohh your Somness, how may this lowly peasant be of help to you?

Somness by I_think_soma_is_awesome December 21, 2010

sooness 

A short amount of time-ness

Let’s have a sleepover in the next sooness

sooness by Ginger Giggle Juice April 23, 2018

Satness 

A feeling of sadness brought on by sat, whether partially or entirely.

“Loneliness, pointlessness, and satness are why I’m considering dying.”

Satness by Sure why not lol January 29, 2020

Sonnessa 

Terrible fighter manager/estate agent/rent boy/criminal/rapist/idiot with a penchant for getting completely abused by everyone including his father, Mr Sonnessa.

"Oi fuck off you fucking Sonnessa!!"

Sonnessa by Julie-Anne Sonnessa November 14, 2003