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shot in the face 

"shot in the face" can be used in any situation where a person has truley fucked up the lives of other people. Thereby dismantling perfectly happy lives without regret.
The creator of Alf, the television sitcom series should be shot in the face for taking up valuable television viewing time.
Person 1: My God, wtf is Alf
Person 2: haha, it's some shitty show from the 80's. The person who thought it up should be shot in the face.
Person 1: yer I know, I'd so much rather be watching Friends right now aye.
Person 2: maybe you should be the one being shot in the face. Friends! Wtf I thought you said you'd stopped puffing the magic dragon.
shot in the face by semaj ""132$ January 14, 2009
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shot in the face with a shit-pistol 

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.
You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot in the face day

A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face
"Happy shot in the face day gary!"

Aww man i just shot marvin in the face 

The greatest quote ever, see Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"

Shot ya in the face 

Non consensual shooting of a load to the face or eye area.
Shot ya in the face:

I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,

shot the snake in the face 

To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.
Jason was annoying me, so I shot the snake in the face and smacked him upside the head.

shot that horse in the face 

When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.
I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.
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