shot blocker

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.

"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."

by Juice 575 June 1, 2007

shot blocker

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.

He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!

by WouldBeAmazingShot August 16, 2010

shot blocked

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.

by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time

I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.

by Basketballs February 5, 2022

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while he’s cumming

I was tryna have that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot on me.

by Basketballs February 5, 2022

blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff

Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010