short bused

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

by nick_g October 2, 2010

Short Bused

Getting retartedly drunk.

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.

by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021

Short bussed

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.

Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude

by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021

short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

Short Bussed

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."

Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.

by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011

Shortbusdicktuggeritus

A terminal illness in which someone tugs so hard on ones genitals, trying to be funny. But are considered a Dick tugger or a Cock rider. Shortbusdicktuggeritus is an incurable illness. The only way to slow down this illness is to stop tugging and remain off the short bus for a long period of time.
Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing
A Dick tugger is defined as someone who metaphorically tugs on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds on them trying to be cool or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind on.

Man, you're tugging on my shit so hard it might fall off. Do you suffer from Shortbusdicktuggeritus?

by grindhardorgohome January 17, 2011