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short and curly 

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.
Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.
short and curly by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004

short and curly 

slang for a difficult question or situation, implying that the question or situation is akin to having someone tugging on your pubic hairs
"How can you be the father???"

"That's a short and curly."
short and curly by dnaurban May 26, 2008

short and curly 

Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.
I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.
short and curly by Mikeyman3938 March 11, 2010

short and curlies

Your pubes.
I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.
short and curlies by T May 25, 2004
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026