shootje

a pro gaymer who wishes to be as good as jonsae, seaweed and roadkill. lurves the cock nearly as much as all of these three.

"fu"

shootje by shj May 26, 2003

shootje

a possible myth. known to cum on the word "Flower". lurvs the cock, and knows it. Buys fish for under the recommended price and thinks he's a legend. Which he is.

<g`uk|shootje> wtf tbh gogogogo!11111 Im leet0r and randy0r for ge0ff.

g`uk|shootje humps ge0ff's leg

shootje by ge0ff June 29, 2003

shootje

undefinable

badger!

shootje by jonsae May 26, 2003

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating

bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in

shooters gonna shoot by fubgm May 31, 2017

School Shooter 

The person who lost a game of Kahoot

Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?

School Shooter by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

Pigeon Shooter 

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.

“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”

Pigeon Shooter by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020