shoesus

Jesus except he’s a Shoe ; Can be used as a nickname

Hey Shoesus, how are you?

by Shoesus Christ October 19, 2021

Shoessin

Someone who attempts to assassinate someone with a shoe.

The shoe whizzed past George Bush's head as the Iraqi shoessin threw it at him.

by Some dude that wrote something December 20, 2008

sheesus

a more polite and enthusiastic form of saying the lord's name.

-"mike, you just got an A+ in thermodynamics class!"
-"Sheesus!"

by MBul August 10, 2006

shesus

female Jesus. She + Jesus = Shesus.

Wow, look! That girl is Shesus!!

by Bejeezus June 10, 2005

shoeses

The plural form of shoes, after that extra glass of wine on New Year's Eve.

Her shoeses be traugly.

by groovyoyster January 6, 2005

sheesus

A female version of the word Jesus, used by someone to humorously substitute the female gender. Can be used to satirize ostentatious use of the exclamation "goddess" in the place of "god".

Praise Sheesus, Herllelujah!

by celeduc April 17, 2008

Shesus

a female miracle worker, possibly the virgin Mary.

Mike eat 24 hot dogs at the hot dog eating contest. - Holy shesus!

by Sebs July 21, 2007