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"Woah, I was just hit on by a shoedog."
shoedog by Fagort November 19, 2003

prized showdog 

An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.
"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."

"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."

Shoedouche 

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes
i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"
Shoedouche by J.Kay October 11, 2011
A hotdog that has been injected with any shottable liquid.
I'm hungry and feeling depressed - hand me a shotdog.
Shotdog by fricking hECK May 19, 2019
An ugly, very mean or rude woman.
Dan: What a shedog!
Jack: I know! She's one ugly bitch!
shedog by LavaGirl GAH! October 9, 2006

Sheedoga 

An exclamation; usually shouted out of nowhere for absolutely no fucking reason.
Wow! Sheedoga!
Sheedoga by LanyKit July 6, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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