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shoe bitch 

male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.
Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
shoe bitch by lickytongue April 30, 2008
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shoe bitch 

Compulsive shoe purchases with the inability to stop, or control. A shoe fetish, or addiction to buying shoes.
Dude is a "shoe bitch"! He buys them all whether needed or not.
shoe bitch by Kimo10 March 19, 2008

Shoe bitch 

There are three:

1: someone who works at foot locker.

2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.

3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.

Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.

2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.

3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
Shoe bitch by Therealkeith April 24, 2011

bitch shoe 

the act of inserting one's foot (not necessarily part of sexual act) into the partner's/a girl's ass and walking around with her like she was footwear.
"bitch, be my shoe!"

"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."

"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."
bitch shoe by KA at TFW2005 May 9, 2008

shebitch 

- A man who looks like a lady.
- A man with long hair.
- A lady who acts like a man.
- Shut up Mo, you shebitch!
- Yo, look at that guys long hair, what a shebitch!
- (Ashley slaps Joe in the face.)
Joe says: Yo, calm down shebitch!
shebitch by Miro January 15, 2005

shobitch 

Shobitch, a word that describes a woman who will go through any lengths to get attention.
Damn bro your really dating a Shobitch, huh?
shobitch by Demonking420 September 10, 2020

shombitch  

a noun. a "shombitch" is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shombitch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.
Wow did you see that shombitch in class? I almost threw up all over myself.
shombitch by David Loftus March 31, 2009
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