Definitions by lickytongue
ladylips
ladylips by lickytongue August 11, 2008
dish
it means arse in old-fashioned gay slang used so that policemen and others wouldn't know what was being talked about.
doing the dishes - buggering
licking his dish - analingus
dirty dishes - arses that have been buggered
licking his dish - analingus
dirty dishes - arses that have been buggered
dish by lickytongue April 30, 2008
housewife
promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.
housewife by lickytongue April 30, 2008
house boy
male submissive in gay or straight relationship who does housework in return for humiliation, sexually degrading acts etc rather than money payment. Some house boys do the work without reward (it's its own reward being spoken to sternly by your mistress); some are basically sex slaves. House boys can be 'live in' or more usually are expected to come in on a regular basis. So, for example, a man in an otherwise straight relationship might seek to 'moonlight' as a house boy for a group of female students etc.
When Gemma and Becky came back from lectures early, they caught Alan the 35 year house boy furtively masturbating over Hannah's high heeled shoes again.
house boy by lickytongue April 30, 2008
shoe bitch
male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.
Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
shoe bitch by lickytongue April 30, 2008
girl cock
I'm going to suck your lips and lick your sweet cunt until your pretty little girl cock vibrates with pleasure.
girl cock by lickytongue April 30, 2008