a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.
At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.
by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021
To engage in something grandiose as not to cause celebration more than shock. Intentional underachievement.
Alicia just received her Ph.D. in neuroscience and just got a job at the gas station. She's in it for the shockles.
by Dr. Aijalon July 27, 2010