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Fart Sock 

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
Fart Sock by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

Fart Sock 

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
Fart Sock by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

fart smock 

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.
I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.
fart smock by Smerv May 17, 2014

fart shack 

The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.
Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.

Fart Sock 

Like when you fart into a sock and it doesn't explode.
You just totally fart socked that sock. Fifty points!
Fart Sock by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008

Fart Sock 

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
Fart Sock by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021