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Fart Sock 

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
Fart Sock by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

Fart Sock 

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
Fart Sock by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

fart smock 

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.
I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.
fart smock by Smerv May 17, 2014

fart shack 

The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.
Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.

Fart Sock 

Like when you fart into a sock and it doesn't explode.
You just totally fart socked that sock. Fifty points!
Fart Sock by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008

Sock Nigga Fart Poop

A Sock Nigga Fart Poop is someone that likes cock while laying down in their side, even though they are on their deriod, and won’t stop talking about other guy’s cocks.
Logan likes cock while on his deriod, so he’s a Sock Nigga Fart Poop.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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