Definitions by fartcheesestinkstyfour
Xenophobia
(a. Dude, Peppa died because she met someone who liked Xenoblade Chronicles. She was so xenophobic she killed herself.
(b. I think I'm gonna throw up... that girl is named Pyra... You remember I have Xenophobia right?
(b. I think I'm gonna throw up... that girl is named Pyra... You remember I have Xenophobia right?
Xenophobia by fartcheesestinkstyfour January 31, 2024
Circle K
Circle K by fartcheesestinkstyfour July 5, 2023
LGBTQ
The free, ad-filled version of the LGBTQIAPK+ Service.
Here are some disadvantages:
No access to Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual, or Keto.
Ads are aplenty, and there are multiple companies that show ads, such as CBS, Dawn Dish Soap, and Burger King.
Some ads are actually half-hour long rants by Matt Walsh about how Peppa Pig and SpongeBob are pushing the transgender agenda on children.
No access to the complimentary Gamecube controllers for the LGBTQIAPK+ users. You can rent them however for $5.99/month.
Here are the advantages:
No paying to watch things like Bisexual's Clues, Dollar General Homophobic Non-Radioactive Not Spider-Man, and the Donkey Kong Country cartoon.
The video games for kids are still on the service, however they are demos, and have limited uses.
Free Great Value Hamburger Buns every month!
You can still get access to transgender surgeries, as long as you switch to they/them pronouns once per month or more.
Here are some disadvantages:
No access to Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual, or Keto.
Ads are aplenty, and there are multiple companies that show ads, such as CBS, Dawn Dish Soap, and Burger King.
Some ads are actually half-hour long rants by Matt Walsh about how Peppa Pig and SpongeBob are pushing the transgender agenda on children.
No access to the complimentary Gamecube controllers for the LGBTQIAPK+ users. You can rent them however for $5.99/month.
Here are the advantages:
No paying to watch things like Bisexual's Clues, Dollar General Homophobic Non-Radioactive Not Spider-Man, and the Donkey Kong Country cartoon.
The video games for kids are still on the service, however they are demos, and have limited uses.
Free Great Value Hamburger Buns every month!
You can still get access to transgender surgeries, as long as you switch to they/them pronouns once per month or more.
(1. Kid on the Google Play Store: Mommy, Can we get LGBTQIAPK+?
Mom: No, we already have LGBTQ.
(2. Dude, I had to sit through a 30 minute Matt Walsh rant on LGBTQ just to watch Dollar General Homophobic Non-Radioactive Not Spider-Man.
Mom: No, we already have LGBTQ.
(2. Dude, I had to sit through a 30 minute Matt Walsh rant on LGBTQ just to watch Dollar General Homophobic Non-Radioactive Not Spider-Man.
LGBTQ by fartcheesestinkstyfour June 4, 2023
Peppisode
A slang term kindergarteners use on the playground at recess to ask other kids if they have watched the newest/latest episode of Peppa Pig.
(1. Hey 2008 Honda Civic, Have you watched the newest Peppisode?
(2. Parents are backlashing the latest Peppisode due to LGBTQ representation.
(2. Parents are backlashing the latest Peppisode due to LGBTQ representation.
Peppisode by fartcheesestinkstyfour June 3, 2023
Firefighter Foam
1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.
Firefighter Foam by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023
shit shack
(1. When you shit so carefully and make a shack out of shit.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.
Dude, Tom Kenny's shit shack attacked his pants today!
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.
shit shack by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023
assplosion
When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.
assplosion by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023