fartcheesestinkstyfour's definitions

Xenophobia

The immense fear or dislike for the Xenoblade Chronicles series of video games.

(a. Dude, Peppa died because she met someone who liked Xenoblade Chronicles. She was so xenophobic she killed herself.
(b. I think I'm gonna throw up... that girl is named Pyra... You remember I have Xenophobia right?

by fartcheesestinkstyfour January 31, 2024

fart shack

The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.

Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 3, 2023

fart shack

The little house in your ass where your farts live.

Sorry 'bout the smell, my fart shack just exploded because an Angry Bird hit it.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 3, 2023

assplosion

When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.

Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

shit shack

(1. When you shit so carefully and make a shack out of shit.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.

Dude, Tom Kenny's shit shack attacked his pants today!
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

Circle K

The place you go when you only have $4 and need a gallon of Diet Coke and a candy bar.

Hello Matt Damon, would you like to go to Circle K? I heard they're selling heart attacks for $5.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour July 5, 2023

Firefighter Foam

1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)

(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023