A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman,
one who is
gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman
one can find. There is currently only
one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to
walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to
get.
Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.
Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear
everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her
beauty*