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The best way to say s*** without actually swearing. Used by two innocent brainiacs who just marked their place on urban dictionary.
Oh shnitzl!
shnitzl by Brooklynn:Bridge January 7, 2018
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shnizzles 

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it
the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles
shnizzles by 615cracker January 14, 2010

Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.
Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.
Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

Shnizzlebombed 

Being super high and hammer drunk at the same time.
Jake was rambling on and ate all my food when he was Shnizzlebombed last night
Shnizzlebombed by M-BOZ January 13, 2009

German shnitzel burger 

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

Dip-Shnizzled 

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation
Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.
Dip-Shnizzled by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word
holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix
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