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Underqualified Schnauzer 

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

snatched sister schnauze 

Yet another catch phrase used by YouTube creator James Charles. It refers to the contouring of the nose bridge making it appear ‘snatched’ or thinner.
There you have guys a snatched sister schnauze.

Schnauzer 

A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.

The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

Colours include:

Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.

Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.

Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.

Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.
Schnauzer by Gunther August 31, 2004
Another word for a Big Nose.
"Wow, take a look at the Shnause on those clowns"

"I'd date her but her Shnause would always get in the way if we were to kiss"
Shnause by RobTheBang October 13, 2011

Trouser Schnauzer 

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.
Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Trouser Schnauzer by SexRobot July 26, 2010

schnauzeristic tendencies 

Behaving like a schnauzer, dumb and stupid.

Derived from the behavior of people owning schnauzers.
Damn, Emilio really has some schnauzeristic tendencies!"
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