Shmudi

Very low quality weed, Lame situations

"Man, this is some shmudi I don't feel high at all. Did you get it from Hudi?", "Your dog ran away? That is shmudi." "Dirt, Garbage,schwag"

by mmaj March 20, 2010

Samudio

noun: One who prepares its own kind (species) for consumption, but does not partake in the consumption or eating. Not just limited to human beings and any type species are eligible to become a Samudio.

For example, cannibal tribes may rely on a Samudio to prepare the human meat to eat even though this person many not eat the meat.

by Scott Walquist and Mike McDowell December 12, 2007

shmusic

Music created by dewey cox himself that sounds like 5 sounds piled up on each other.

"Wow, you call this shmusic? It sucks!

by chadstermonster April 23, 2008

shmedium

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

Shmud

The smelliest stinkiest grossest thing around. Unless your into that 😉 . Then it’s a good thing

Bro this place smells like fucking shmud.

She’s so hot I want her to shmud all over mee.

by Papa shmud September 6, 2018

Shmedium

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

shmuji

wack, all beat up, acting Stupid

yo your jersey is shmuji.

ayo ur kicks are shmuji as hell.

Yo why u acting shmuji as hell.

by Danny December 5, 2004