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shmoyfriend 

a phrase a girl uses to describe her boyfriend to another man she is trying to get with.
"i thought you had a boyfriend"-random guy
" its actually more of a shmoyfriend"-girl
shmoyfriend by poopeater12 July 19, 2010

Boyfriend Shmoyfriend 

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.
Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "

Shady friend 

When you invite someone into your home and they call themself a "friend" but instead fuck your wife. When you find out you ask both of them and they lie to your face. So you call him over to your house and threaten to beat his ass and the coward crosses his arms like a little bitch and goes to sleep
Damn your shady friend just fucked you
Shady friend by CYDAB December 11, 2016

Shadfriend 

in that jimmy pic you can somewhat see my shadfriend
Shadfriend by Fireball_720 October 3, 2023