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shmoyfriend 

a phrase a girl uses to describe her boyfriend to another man she is trying to get with.
"i thought you had a boyfriend"-random guy
" its actually more of a shmoyfriend"-girl
shmoyfriend by poopeater12 July 19, 2010

Boyfriend Shmoyfriend 

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.
Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "

Shady friend 

When you invite someone into your home and they call themself a "friend" but instead fuck your wife. When you find out you ask both of them and they lie to your face. So you call him over to your house and threaten to beat his ass and the coward crosses his arms like a little bitch and goes to sleep
Damn your shady friend just fucked you
Shady friend by CYDAB December 11, 2016

Shadfriend 

in that jimmy pic you can somewhat see my shadfriend
Shadfriend by Fireball_720 October 3, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026