scrinutes

Another word for "minutes." Since time is money, a.k.a. scrilla and money is time, "minutes" becomes "scrinutes."

I don't want to listen to another dumb story about your cat. You're wasting my valuable scrinutes!

by Brandi N. Brandie December 29, 2008

shminutes

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021

Scrimute

Two teams practicing masterbation on each other in order to make one team orgasm first.

That scrimute last night didn’t last long I made him cum in the first 5 seconds.

by TommyNugget22 September 22, 2019