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like shanter (shit banter) a shmeme is a shit meme.
Hopcroft, stop it with these shmemes!
shmeme by thelawenforcer February 8, 2019
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Shmee Shmee 

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.
Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!
Shmee Shmee by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021

Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.
Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah
Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

Shmeelovs 

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"
Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.
Shmeelovs by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016