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The ultimate scapegoat!
and with no basis in reality, you can royally fuck political correctness!
1.You shmarmish son a bitch!
2.You damn dirty shmarms!
shmarm by E-man216 November 13, 2004
Words you can keep

Sharmone 

I have read a load of rubbish on here about the definition of the word, its not Sharmone, its charmon and is actually Michael Jackson's artistic variation of singing "COME ON". I found this out in 1987 after the Bad single came out. I thought everybody knew this, why post things as a fact when they are completely wrong.
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill "Come on, Come on" (Char mon, Char mon). not Sharmone.
Sharmone by Stefan Price. August 29, 2009

sharmander 

A pro nickname given by gods by only a few in the world. Mix between original name and a pokemon. Allows for hours of pokemon related jokes.
Yo Happy Birthday Sharmander!
sharmander by Ericsito Bebito February 2, 2009
Sharmila is a beautiful girl, who is amazing in every way. She loves all tv shows, and can be found binge watching anything on Netflix, (eg Grey's Anatomy.) She is brilliant at anything she puts her mind to, and is especially gifted in the arts. She's always happy and smiling, and her smile lights up a room. She hates confrontation, and will do anything to keep the peace. If you have a Sharmila in your life, never let her go.
Person 1: woah, that girl seems nice
Person 2: *proudly* yeah, she's one of my best friends, she's sharmila
Person 1: i should have guessed

Sharma ji ka beta 

The Pinnacle of excellence, used by Indian parents to compare their children
Usage of Sharma ji ka beta: Sharma ji ke bete ko dekho, AIR 1 hai uski, tum idhar pubg ke upar nahi aaye
Sharma ji ka beta by GamerGod87 October 16, 2018

Sid Sharma

He's an extremely tall and sexy Indian who likes to play basketball. He's also kind of a doofus.
person 1: man that guy is awesome at basketball
Person 2: Yeah,that's Sid Sharma
Persson 1: He just failed at flirting with that girl, though
person2: yeah that was a fail
Sid Sharma by Hao Jiang March 8, 2013

Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.
Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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