Getting as shit faced as you possibly can without passing out, blacking out, or throwing up. Basically having the best time possible, while still being classy, with as much alcohol as possible. Often done on the regular on college campuses.
Person 1: Dude, do you have class tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!
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The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
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essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
by ak123 September 25, 2004
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a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
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