shmammer

A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.

I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!

by Verius December 17, 2010

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Shmammer Time

The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.

Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.

Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.

Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."

drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself

Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."

Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"

by shmammertimeQueen March 13, 2011

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Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

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schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

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