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Shmammer Time 

The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.

Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.

Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."

drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself

Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."

Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered
oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.
shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004
when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel
Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!
Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.
"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."
Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007