shmammer

A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.
I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!
by Verius December 17, 2010
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Walrus

to flop onto the ground, usually a beach and lie there lazily
He's pulling a walrus on the beach.
by Verius November 04, 2009
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