shmalt 

Shmalt is another word for busting a nut

I just shmalted on the floor

shmalt by Timmy Ewing November 8, 2019

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.

How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien

shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010

Shmathan 

the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan

Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!

Shmathan by Dummying shit January 27, 2009

Shmatty 

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shmale 

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

shmale by sillylove123 August 16, 2012

Shmant 

A member of the Elite Online group known as the Shmants.

Grant is a Shmant.

Shmant by MonkeyyFist June 20, 2011