Palmer 

Someone who's on top of his game..No one can compete with him at everything he does..aka the champ..handsome charming and articulate.

Damn i wish i could be just like Palmer

Palmer by champ8619 February 3, 2010

Palmer 

base unit of measuring breast size

She's got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.

Palmer by Robots_rule December 18, 2008

Palmer 

(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something

Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.

Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.

Palmer by Julie Schmutz January 2, 2008

Palmer 

Total godess. Bright, happy, sweet and loving. Number 10 on the hottie scale. Shes smart, funny, and can always make you smile. Has a nice rack. In a movie called just go with it.

Friend1: Oh my godess who is that?

Friend2: Oh, thats palmer!

Palmer by swaggaboy January 2, 2012

palmer 

Another term for a 'hand job'.

So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...

palmer by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006

Palmer 

Used to define a greedy man whom smoke's all your weed and eats all your food. also referred to as cunt

Person 1 : Yo Were's all the weed??

Person 2 : God Damm Palmer Smoked It All

Person 3 : Its Ok i slept with his girlfriend.

Palmer by Twilightfanpage May 31, 2010

palmer 

sexy, hott, guy u wanna do

james palmer is a hot guy

palmer by shelly chambless December 28, 2005