shlud

Shlud is when you are cool and stupid at the same time.

Friend 1:”Yo I’m gonna fail this test.”
Friend 2:”Your girl fine though.”
Friend 3:”Your such a shlud.”

by WackGod October 21, 2019

shlud li

when you misspell 'should i'.

Person 1: Hmmm... Shlud li?
Person 2: Did you just say: 'shlud li'?
Person 1: Bruh.

by idiotier November 25, 2023

shlud

A fat person with a fresh fade

Shlud got his weekly fresh fade to distract from his weight.

by OhGui May 28, 2025

Shlud

A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.

Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"

Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."

by shludlover July 31, 2025

give it a shlud

A better verision of the phrase Give it a goog.

Shludemy: Just give it a goog
Yebba: Stop saying that SHIT, just say give it a shlud at the point

by shludlover September 1, 2025

Shlud

A weird fat bloke with a fresh low taper fade every week. Insists he's skinnier than he really is. Good at nothing and has a weird head and name.

Mate, I swear Shlud is the biggest loser I've ever met. That guy is the biggest Shlud in history.

by Sickinthesheb May 13, 2025