shludlover's definitions

Gobbo

Oh the lurk, oh the glow. A bloke he needs to pull his head in and get grip, but physically is not unable to. Can't read social cues.

Gobbo: "I'm going to go to Kenjis"

Person: "That's not what it's called and no one invited you."

by shludlover July 31, 2025

Shlud

A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.

Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"

Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."

by shludlover July 31, 2025

JShagz

Equal parts alcoholic, gambling addict, sex addict, Letterboxd neek and self-proclaimed ex-Aspergers survivor (“grew out of it, swear on my life”). Obsessed with The Smiths, quotes Shakespeare in arguments, and once cried watching a smiths concert.

JShagz: "Have you listened to double decker bus", slurred

Ms Anderson: "Your sat is due tomorrow, get off Letterboxd and turn off the Smiths"

by shludlover July 31, 2025

Shludemy

A self-righteous alcoholic and gambling addict who insists he’s “above” saying the word *shlud* because it’s immature, when it reality he is much worse than Shlud in every single way.

Shludemy: "It's just SHIT. Why would you even say that? You're wasting your life.
Everyone: "You are worse than shlud.

by shludlover August 27, 2025

give it a shlud

A better verision of the phrase Give it a goog.

Shludemy: Just give it a goog
Yebba: Stop saying that SHIT, just say give it a shlud at the point

by shludlover September 1, 2025

Shludlover

Shludlover is the siege name of one of the best siege players of all time Anshlud. Unmatched with his 0.3 KD he could sell any game even in a 5 v 1, he would throw a C4 at his whole team accidently and ruin the game.

Siegeplayer1: "Shludlover you sold the game."

by shludlover August 28, 2025

Give it a goog

A terrible phrase that Shludemy tries to reason than Shlud, when in reality it is an emblem of his delusion. It is utter jibber jabber and an illogical phrase that pales in comparison to the word Shlud.

Shludemy: "Stop saying shlud, it's not a real word. Give it a goog and you'll see it doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Mate you're too far gone, you're delusion get a grip."

by shludlover August 28, 2025