Shlud

A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.

Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"

Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."

by shludlover July 31, 2025

give it a shlud

A better verision of the phrase Give it a goog.

Shludemy: Just give it a goog
Yebba: Stop saying that SHIT, just say give it a shlud at the point

by shludlover September 1, 2025

JShagz

Equal parts alcoholic, gambling addict, sex addict, Letterboxd neek and self-proclaimed ex-Aspergers survivor (“grew out of it, swear on my life”). Obsessed with The Smiths, quotes Shakespeare in arguments, and once cried watching a smiths concert.

JShagz: "Have you listened to double decker bus", slurred

Ms Anderson: "Your sat is due tomorrow, get off Letterboxd and turn off the Smiths"

by shludlover July 31, 2025

Anshlud

A weird french bloke, who has had two motor accidents in less than four months. Clueless by nature, but one of the best blokes ever.

Anshlud: "I am not ensewing provokation".
Person: "What are you on about?"

by shludlover August 28, 2025

Gobbo

Oh the lurk, oh the glow. A bloke he needs to pull his head in and get grip, but physically is not unable to. Can't read social cues.

Gobbo: "I'm going to go to Kenjis"

Person: "That's not what it's called and no one invited you."

by shludlover July 31, 2025

Give it a goog

A terrible phrase that Shludemy tries to reason than Shlud, when in reality it is an emblem of his delusion. It is utter jibber jabber and an illogical phrase that pales in comparison to the word Shlud.

Shludemy: "Stop saying shlud, it's not a real word. Give it a goog and you'll see it doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Mate you're too far gone, you're delusion get a grip."

by shludlover August 28, 2025

Sick In The Seb

A person who has dealt with a lot of emotional abuse and takes it out by saying "Shlud" constantly to distract himself from his internal pain. Also there is a VooDoo doll of him out there.

Person 1: "How are you Seb?"
Sick In The Seb: "SHLUD SHLUD SHLUD"

by shludlover August 18, 2025