hmmmmmm
#1-She is soooo hot, god I'd love to fuck her...
#2-Hey, thats my mom. (sister,cousin,gf,pet)
#3-hmmmmmmmm
#2-Hey, thats my mom. (sister,cousin,gf,pet)
#3-hmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmm by realnycguy July 14, 2004
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Hmmmmmm
when you are so bored you just make the noise hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, or you are thinking that someone is a complete idiot you say hmmmmmm and smile because you don't want to be mean to your friends or get in trouble by your parents by calling your little brother a supid idiot
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Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My friend: you okay there?
Me: good question
2.
My little brother: hey that's mine! givitgivitgivit
Me: Bro it's not your chocolate, I bought it yesterday.
My little brother: ha yeah right, LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My thoughts: Your such a Idiottttttttt
Me keeps smiling as I walk away
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My friend: you okay there?
Me: good question
2.
My little brother: hey that's mine! givitgivitgivit
Me: Bro it's not your chocolate, I bought it yesterday.
My little brother: ha yeah right, LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My thoughts: Your such a Idiottttttttt
Me keeps smiling as I walk away
Hmmmmmm by person who by the way is dead. May 24, 2021
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Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth*
"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "
Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* by The Hmminator June 13, 2018
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Person 1: Hey you wanna go out sometime?
Person 2: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Person 2: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm by GristlyWaif January 25, 2018
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm by i hate my classmates April 9, 2022
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