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Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.
“Ouch shork stop biting me”
“Shork gway now
Shork by shorkfood September 13, 2020
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Shorks are still sharks, but with less IQ.

Adjective:

Dumb, stupid
Gura's funny. She's such a doofus.”

“IKR, she's a shork after all.”
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Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.
"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"
shork by Robin January 5, 2005
The act of laughing and sighing simultaneously because something is just _that_ stupid.
Dude 1: *sends you a meme*
You: I saw this earlier, I shorked so hard at it.
Shork by mediocre.meme.team August 19, 2018
Youtube sensation with 200 subscribers truely epic
Hey Calum Shork uploaded a new video
Shork by Real Deathsi April 6, 2021

Commander Shork 

Refers to someone in the Species Community which is also a large community withing a bigger community called Pony Town.

Someone who is an idiot, very stupid, selfish, and obsessed with Communism for no reason.
"We should have two leaders in case one of them becomes Commander Shork ver. 2"
"Plot twist: I am Commander Shork"
"Banned"
Commander Shork by Void Lord January 11, 2021

Gym shork 

A girl who wears very tight and revealing leggings to the gym, but clearly should not be wearing them.
"Hey Joe, that repulsive gym shork is doing squats over there"
Gym shork by Gregory Gosling October 15, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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