Shlongenus

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The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

Shlongenus by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

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shlongus

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

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longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

longus shlongus by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

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shlongeaser

A person who listens to Brockhampton while reading manga.

Is Ethan listening to Brockhampton while reading that anime book? What a shlongeaser!

shlongeaser by chancesloth October 15, 2021

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shlongoneus

Huge fat cock

He has a massive shlongoneus

shlongoneus by Shlingo February 23, 2022

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Grossus Shlongus Personus

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

Grossus Shlongus Personus by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020

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SKEEBO SHLONGUS

The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex

Ziv minraf: did you know about skeebo shlongus?

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SKEEBO SHLONGUS by Ziv minraf January 15, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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