Shlepp 

A person who appears generous, but counts the costs of everything and complains about what they chose to give. Usually, also blind to anything others do for them because they are so focused on the cost of everything they do.

The nerve of that shlepp complaining about me drinking the beer and saying I don't do anything for them. I sweat and cleaned and purchased the supplies to fix up the house as well as did it. What a shlepp, over a beer!

Shlepp by DevonDextra May 8, 2014

shlepp 

just an all out word. can be used intead of cool. also in yiddish its definition is to drag around.
other forms of the word are:shlepper,shelppin,shlepers

dude: hey isnt mike such a shlepper.
dude 2: yah he is just a big shlepp.

In Yiddish:
women: my husband is shleppin me to a kibutz near haife.

shlepp by Ben Geva October 25, 2007

Shlepp 

Synonymous with yuppy in noun form. They enjoy going to remote cities in Europe, backpacking with their Armana backpack, and of course drinking fine wine.
To chill out in remoter European cities, specifically Prague, Minsk, Crete, and Ancient Sardinia. They also enjoy going to Baja and Aspen.

Yeah, we were shlepping it hard core in Prague this Summer.
You can just shlepp around here for free!
Why do I work so hard on those TPS reports? So I can shlepp even harder on the weekend. You know what I mean. Hitting up the golf course cracking open a few of the imports, and making slow gin.

Shlepp by Scrizzle Scrizzle March 22, 2005

shlepp 

A cigarette; more specifically, a Marlboro Blend No. 27. Can be interchanged with a number of synonyms when in the presence of certain people in Rocky Hill, CT and the surrounding areas, such as sandwich, stanley, stiggle, steeze, shlepper, shleppy, stinker, stinky, stag, stagly, etc.

"I have to stop at the gas station and pick up a pack of shlepps"

"Got a shlepp dude?"

shlepp by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

UMFS Sheppard 

A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.

dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"

UMFS Sheppard by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 21, 2019

UMFS Sheppard 

When a fat whore, originating from UMFS, sucks dicks to get promotions. Often bites dicks by accident with her snaggly teeth.

Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."

UMFS Sheppard by Jesus Butt Fuckin' Christ November 23, 2019