shlankle

It is slang for penis

I have a huge shlankle

by Shlankle May 17, 2016

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

shankles

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.

guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!

by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008