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a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined
originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone
(to "shlample" someone)

but in can replace any verb of your choosing

also spelt schlample

"i really want to shlample him"
"can i shample that shirt sometime?"
"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"
"lets shlample somewhere else"
"like shlample?"

shlample by bougie girls May 25, 2008

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Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

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Shlarpled

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

Shlarpled by Shlarple king February 6, 2018

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Shamplebazzer

The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.

"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"

Shamplebazzer by butterballs October 8, 2005

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schlample

Schlampe is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra

Schlample is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra

schlample by plopsikle August 29, 2016

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shrampler

Someone who enjoys to trample on infant turtles or any animal with a shell.

Person 1: Hey did you here from Jennifer last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she went shrampling.
Person 1: Classic Jennifer, she's such a shrampler!

shrampler by Shrampleking October 31, 2023

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shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

shample by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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