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shkunting

To give anal sex to a dead relative or companion.
Dude did you hear of bence dying? yea bro its sad but his last wish was us shkunting him.
by shkunter May 2, 2024
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shlunting

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.
Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.
by Lebanation May 19, 2014
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ShutingWu

``Smart,genius, only get along with people after I week or 3-5 days, mostly a Sagittarius ♐️, has a special meaning in Chinese, smart ass and bootiful.
ONE THING ABOUT ME IM THE BADDEST ALIVE
-ShutingWu
by Mommy Vibes October 18, 2022
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i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4
*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn
by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020
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Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
by gannucard November 28, 2015
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Shrunking

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
by Kat 6 August 5, 2009
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I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent
QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!
by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013
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