shwizzasted

On the inebriation scale of 1 -10, shwizzasted is a 14. It means that you couldn't have gotten more drunk without something going terribly wrong.

Dude 1: Yo you were wasted last night.

Dude 2: Nah bro, I was shwasted

Dude 1: Maybe, wizzasted?

Dude 2: Psh... SHWIZZASTED

Dude 1: Nice...

by bongbong mcbongski September 9, 2009

shizzaster

Noun. Similar in meaning to the word 'disaster', as they are both used when discussing calamitous occasions, however a 'shizzaster' is more gangsta.

Person A: Oh, boy... I just spilled my soda!
Person B: What a shizzaster!!!

by Your Mother's Mother's Dad's Friend February 26, 2008