shizzang

What you say when your Mom drops in to help you clean your dorm room

Shizzang Momma. Thanks for making my dorm room so fresh and so clean clean.

shizzang by myfeetstink March 29, 2015

Shiztangle

When the testicles of one male are tied to the testicles of another male.

Also called a ShizTwist.

"Cade had to crash at Hussein's last night because they were Shiztangled"

"Dan and his Dog must be Shiztangled because he never leaves home without it"

Shiztangle by DJ Sures March 31, 2008

Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019

Shizango 

its a word

"Hey its Cowboy Hat Friday tomorrow, Shizango"

"I just smashed a ten km run , Shizango"

"On a scale of one to Shizango, How Shizango was that?"

Shizango by fittsuation November 9, 2011

shizzing 

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

shizzing by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Shizzing 

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

Shizzing by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

shizbang 

a game in which the soul purpose is to piss off pedestrians whilst they pass by, by insulting them in an obscene manner. they must not see you.

originates from the legend that is smithells. shizbanging, shizbanger. shout shizbang at a pedestrian.

shizbang by jamborino smithles January 16, 2009