shizwhacky
shizwhacky by Sucka Mike March 7, 2003
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Shitwhacker
An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016
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Shinwhacker
Someone that is so fucking annoying... that to be in their presence is like getting whacked in the shins with a golf club coated in lime juice and salt over and over and over.
Mike: Dude where were you the entire party?
Tim: That shinwhacker Jamie had me pinned down next to guac' bowl all night. I can hardly stand up straight..
Mike: I saw him get out of his truck and almost fell down a flight of stairs running for cover.
Tim: That shinwhacker Jamie had me pinned down next to guac' bowl all night. I can hardly stand up straight..
Mike: I saw him get out of his truck and almost fell down a flight of stairs running for cover.
Shinwhacker by customfish February 5, 2010
Shazwhackle
Shazwhackle can easily take the place of regular words when they just aren't strong enough to give whatever is happening justice.
Can be used in painful situations, hilarious situations or feats of pure awesomeness.
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Can be used in painful situations, hilarious situations or feats of pure awesomeness.
For more info see Shazwhackle com and "What is Shazwhackle?"
Shazwhackle by Shazwhackle.com August 9, 2010
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shitwhacked by Swade September 28, 2006
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shizzwhack by Disco Steve January 8, 2005
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