shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

shitemonger

Someone who mongs shite/sells bullshit to people.

"Dave told me his Da owns Bill Clinton and the rights to Disneyland."

"Na mate, Dave's just a proper shitemonger."

by cornycopia September 7, 2016