Definitions by Mimsical

shizermonger 

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

shizermonger by Mimsical May 30, 2017

pisscuit 

The contraction of the phrases 'pisstake' and 'takes the biscuit'. Used to emphasise someone or something being outrageously wrong or out of order.

"He did what? Oh wow, that takes the pisscuit mate!"

pisscuit by Mimsical May 30, 2017

bap slap 

When a man slaps his penis against a woman's breasts

Take off that bra and let me give you a bap slap.

bap slap by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Na nite 

A quintessentially British word formed through the abbreviation and combination of the phrase 'night, night'. The origins are speculated to derive in the Geordie regions, however the word is in fact a cockney colloquial term.

"Na nite mummy, I'm knackered you bitch."

Na nite by Mimsical May 18, 2017

Gash 

The female genital opening or a female who performs sexual favours with little to no encouragement. A slut, or tart.

"Nah bruv ya mad, she's a dutty gash. Man wouldn't double bag dat or even piss in dat hole!"

Gash by Mimsical May 18, 2017

Cuntbag 

A particularly unsavoury, unlikeable person. The term is normally related to males of the species. One who lacks straight talking masculinity (testicles) and behaves as if he has a vagina (performs bitchy behaviour). Thus he grows the cuntbag and is generally disliked.

"Darling, I heard about what he did to the cat, personally I think he's a complete Cuntbag and you should kick him in his man pussy."

Cuntbag by Mimsical May 18, 2017