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Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.
Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.
Persian Shitzu by AKitts June 30, 2016
A type of dog. Kids in school 11 and below say it in school to substitute a word for "SHIT!" said so they wont get in trouble.
(teacher)Sorry Jimmy, you failed on this test.
(Jimmy)AW SHITZU MY MOM WILL KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shitzu by THATAWKWARDGUY6996 January 28, 2014

Shitzphonia 

A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.
Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.
Shitzphonia by Cornisha February 6, 2010
A zoo with no animals?
shitzu by DaveA October 23, 2003
A motorcycle in GTA V that only shits in Japan
I saw Shitzu shiting.
Shitzu by Gta v August 12, 2016

shitzuki 

a slang term used to refer to 'SUZUKI' as a piece of shit
OH GOD not another shitzuki